I went to the WoW armory for the first time in probably 2 years today and found that the thing has gotten wtfhuge.
All my characters are flashy 3D, I can post and search auctions, I can even look at my pet and mount collections. Perhaps the coolest (and saddest) thing I saw was that I can even find out which pets/mounts I don’t have, as well as where to find them. I say it was sad because it was really exciting to me.
Here all along Blizzard has been building a home away from home for WoW players and I didn’t even notice because I was too busy playing the actual GAME. Now I come to find out that even if I manage to pull myself out of Azeroth, I can still stay immersed in the whole thing while I am outside or at work. This armory combined with the new mobile guild chat means I could theoretically never ever have to be totally removed from the game.
I’ll say it now, Blizzard is the herald of the rapture. Eventually the armory will offer services that will let you level professions remotely, maybe go fishing. Next maybe they’ll have wed-based daily quests you can complete towards actual achievements in-game. Some of those Molten Front quests are so basic they could easily replicate them.
Eventually the armory will be able to play the game for you and then what? Then it realizes it probably can do all the other stuff you do too. Next thing you know, the Armory is self-aware and building giant orc robots to break down your door.
It could happen, just saying.
Where was this shit when I had to start a paladin at level 1 in Burning Crusade?? Seriously, leveling is actually fun now.
I guess this is something most hardcore players totally write off as one of the features of Cataclysm. Hell, I did. I had already leveled all my alts to at least 70, the promise of new 1-60 content didn’t really appeal to me as a feature to list on the back of the box.
That said, the one thing I still have never done in 6 years of WoW is level a character to max level as Alliance. I noted Friday that my Gnome mage experiment had begun – and I’m not sure if it’s the heirlooms, the new faction, the new quests, or all that shit combined, but I am having a great time.
The revamped Gnome starting area was largely disappointing start (if they were going to give trolls and gnomes their own areas it would have been nice for them to last a bit longer than the 20-minute 1-6 stretch), but past that it’s been a lot of fun. Gone are the days of vanilla where you are sent back and forth between town and some random yeti cave, each time with a quest to go a little bit further in than you previously had. Gone also are quests that send you clear across the fucking world to talk to some guy and then go back where you came from.
Each now has more of its own story and quest flow, much like the Northrend and high-level Cataclysm zones. It makes for a more immersive leveling experience as you see how more or less every quest fits into the grand scheme of things in that zone, and more importantly it saves you all the hassle of going all over creation to get things done.
The best zone up to this point in my opinion has to be the revamped Eastern Plaguelands. Now a level 35-40 zone, EPL has been reclaimed by the Argent Dawn and Argent Crusade and the storyline follows two paladins aspiring to join their ranks as they ride a caravan from tower to tower. It’s designed to basically take you in a circle around the zone, and provides some cool bonus buffs to choose from as you add more and more members to your caravan. The story of the zone even culminates in a short cutscene where your fully assembled party bands together to take down a banshee. Really cool zone – nice flow, fun quests, lots of flavor.
In a way this makes me glad I no longer raid hardcore in WoW. I would likely have never taken up the task of leveling a new character from level 1 were I still committed to a full-time 5-day raid schedule. It’s nice to see this other side of the game that Blizzard assured us was so much better in Cataclysm than it was before, having previously not even seen it as a selling point.
Really the only downside I see to the 1-60 revamp (unless the upcoming 40-60 zones are a major drop in quality) is the fact that all I have to look forward to at the end of the fun is the soul-crushing wasteland known as Outland 😦
So I know this is a little bit late to be posting about, but I just picked this up again so sue me.
Blizzard announced last week that 4.1 was going on the PTR and the dataminers immediately got to work pulling all kinds of cool shit from the game files. They found things like crazy firebird mounts, Firelands zone files, new pets, and ZOMG LEGENDARY STAFF! People were like, “Yay new content! I can’t wait to kick Ragnaros in his little polio legs!”
But it was all for naught, as the announcement quickly came that none of this stuff was coming in 4.1, but was being added in preparation for 4.2. Bummer.
So what do we get in 4.1? Let’s go to the Blue Post!
The main content features currently planned for 4.1 are:
- Zul’Gurub revamp
- Zul’Aman revamp
- New level-85 Stranglethorn quest line (phased) leading players into the troll dungeons
- New tier of Heroic dungeon gear (epic item level 353) to give players a slightly bigger boost going into raids for the first time
- New & updated flavor items, vanity pets, and mounts
- Guild Challenges (new guild quests)
And the Ensidia’s of the world collectively groaned.
Let me tell you how I read this:
- A new heroic that you saw 5 years ago. It won’t be as hard as it was then. It’s the one we removed in Cata so we could replace it with 2 quests for level 30s.
- Another new heroic you saw 3.5 years ago. It won’t be as hard as it was then.
- A couple “feeder quests” to actually point you to the entrance, in case you don’t want to use Dunegon Finder.
- Epic gear that is better than other heroics, but if you’ve done any sort of raiding then you probably won’t care.
- A snail pet. Also some reworked mounts from ZG and ZA that won’t be as cool as the ones that dropped originally.
- We stole the guild quest idea from Rift, so it’s at least on our radar.
Let me start off by saying I really liked the idea of reworking some of the original dungeons from vanilla. The new Deadmines is fun (though most people bitch about it taking too long). New Shadowfang is a bit less cool but at least it has a neat nostalgia factor to it. That said, I really don’t want this to be a well they return to throughout the course of Cataclysm. Reworking 5-mans as updated 5-mans is one thing – reworking raid instances into 5-mans is another. They’re already rehashing half the end-bosses from vanilla raids (Nefarian, Ragnaros) in new raid content, is it too much to ask for something (completely) new?
Given that I can’t raid hardcore anymore, I’ll probably take advantage of ZA and ZG despite my bashing of the idea. After all, Death Knights weren’t able to ever obtain the Bear mount from ZA and 10 months worth of ZG runs twice a week resulted in the one Tiger mount drop I ever saw being won by a rl friend. Still though, the mounts aren’t identical, couldn’t this have all been part of some new troll instance somewhere?
The bigger thing about 4.1 that kinda astounds me is that many (maybe thats an overstatement, maybe) people will be looking to this patch to determine whether they should stick with WoW or head to the greener pastures of Rift. I know in my last post I wrote about how I would ultimately not be staying with Rift, but the fact remains that it looks to be the best MMO to be released since WoW and could actually steal some subscribers. Blizzard should be responding to the release of Rift with something new and cool, something that says, “sure they have big rifts in the sky, but we have THIS!”
Instead they are saying, “here’s a lot of stuff you’ve already seen to some extent in the last 3-5 years with a new coat of paint. New shit will be here in June so please stay tuned!”
Maybe they are underestimating Rift, maybe they really think these smaller, more frequent patches will appear to more players, maybe both – I can’t say for sure. But it seems to me that, knowing many guilds blew through Cata release content a lot faster than Blizzard would have liked (unless you’re a 10-man guild – more on that in a future post), and knowing a new MMO just launched that actually provides an enjoyable experience comparable to WoW, now would be the team to present your best stuff.
In the long run, it probably won’t matter. It’s not like Blizzard is going to lose 50% of their subscribers overnight to Rift or any other game. They probably know that they’ll keep most of these folks either way. And maybe that’s the real problem.
Yep, we’re back. New, casual outlook on WoW, same shitty outlook.
Check out the post below, it might help you not waste your time with Rift!
My gift to you. Happy Tuesday.
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From Half man, half amazing…
Like a bunch of my WoW buddies, I picked up Rift when it launched this past week and am currently stumbling through my free month of play time. The free month is a crucial time for any MMO – they basically have four weeks to present enough interesting content to you to make you want to slap down 15 bucks a month after that to keep playing.
For most people, this translates to whether or not they have an enjoyable experience leveling a new character to max level and maybe getting a brief look at some PvP along the way.
The tagline I saw in all the commercials for the game was “We’re not in Azeroth anymore” – an obvious “fuck you” to Blizzard and World of Warcraft. They threw down the gauntlet against a record-setting MMO juggernaut, but do they have the content to back it up?
What Trion has built to distinguish their game from WoW is also it’s namesake – the rifts. Rifts randomly tear open in the sky in every zone in the game, invaders pouring out of them in waves which must be defeated by large groups of players. If left to their own devices, more and more invasion waves will spawn out of each Rift and eventually overrun the various towns and quest hubs in the zone.
They smartly made the rifts a big part of the game right from the beginning. Once you hit level 6 or so, you enter the first “real” zone of the game where you’ll regularly encounter death and water rifts. They pop up all over the place, there are tons of people around, and its really a lot of fun banding together, kicking the shit out of mobs, and getting some shiny loot for your efforts.
The problem, though, is that everything just kinda goes to shit once you leave that first zone.
I’ve leveled up now to the point where I have seen all of the first three zones in the game and have just entered the fourth. Past the first zone, where everybody was completely gung-ho to tackle the rifts, they are largely ignored. The only time I see anyone actively battling the open rifts in these later zones is when the game forces you to do so with a “full scale invasion” which basically spawns 20 of them at once so they are impossible to avoid.
It’s a really neat concept but basically you are just tired of it by the time you reach level 20 – and that’s not even halfway through the game.
Aside from the rifts, the game is virtually indistinguishable from World of Warcraft. The UI is so incredibly similar I almost didn’t believe it. You might think this is a good thing because it would be easier to adjust to, but then you’ll remember anybody worth a shit in WoW has a custom UI anyway. Basically they are copying the UI to make it easy for the masses of drones they hope will migrate from WoW, except they won’t, because it’s WoW.
The questing system, the talent trees, the crafting skills, achievements, guild perks – it’s all taken directly from the design of WoW. The combat mechanics are actually more simplified, as everything either uses mana or energy/combo-points – no rage or runes here. There are four classes which each have eight talent trees, which lets you fill more roles with one character, but makes it largely pointless to play an alt. It’s easy to pick up but less varied, and therefore less interesting in the long run.
The game actually even manages to suffer by not copying a few things WoW has – and I feel like if you’re going to clone the game you should at least clone all the good stuff and leave out the dumb shit like archaeology (which they didn’t).
- There is one flight-path per zone. That’s it. You run all over aside from that. WoW used to be closer to this, but never this bad.
- There is no LFG system or dungeon finder – good luck getting a group unless you are a tank, healer, or bard.
- There is no incentive to level professions because you can never craft anything better than you’ll get via questing. There are patterns to make better stuff but they require reputations to purchase that you won’t have raised high enough until the items are no longer useful.
- It’s impossible to discern anyones role without just asking them. All you see is “Warrior”, “Cleric, “Rogue”, or “Mage”. Kinda dumb when any class can be one of eight specs and fill multiple rolls – why wouldn’t it just be in the tooltip!
I guess overall what I’m getting at is that, while I’m enjoying Rift for the most part, I constantly feel like I might as well be playing WoW. They are similar enough in structure that there’s really no incentive for me to abandon all the years of effort I’ve put into WoW in favor of starting fresh in Rift. The one distinguishable feature seems to be largely ignored by the playerbase after their first few hours in the game, which doesn’t make for a very good reason to rush to level 50 when all the raid content is just more Rifts.
I’ll enjoy my free month and then probably head back to WoW. Because while in Rift you might not be in Azeroth anymore, you may as well be.
From the latest PTR build:
Molten Armor now causes 170 Fire damage when hit for all ranks (Up from 75/130/170) and also increases your critical strike rating by 25% of your spirit.
LOL HEY MAGES YOU THINK YOUR SPIRIT ON YOUR GEAR IS WORTHLESS HUH? WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT YOUR FILTHY BLUE MOUTHS SHUT CUZ NOW YOU’RE REALLY GONNA GET IT. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! STACK SPIRIT OR ELSE YOUR FAVORITE BUFF IS WORTHLESS! HOW MUCH SPIRIT? OH, Y’KNOW, ENOUGH THAT YOU’LL NEVER GET UP TO THE LEVEL OF CRIT THE SPELL GIVES NOW! HAHAHAHAHA! BETTER GEM SPIRIT AND ENCHANT THOSE BRACERS YOU SORRY FUCKERS!
So glad I re-rolled!
I know this is a few days late, but I just wanted to point out that Mage was again the “Class Most Likely to be Shit Upon” in the first round of previews for the upcoming 3.1 content patch. Each class got a few interesting little morsels to chew – a few new things to look forward to in 3.1 be they ability changes or talent swaps or whatever. Mages, however, got this:
Improved Water Elemental – this talent has been removed and replaced with a new talent that grants Replenishment (similar to Shadow priests).
We are also working on a way to give frost mages Ice Lance “Shatter combos” in PvE.
We are also working on more survivability for Fire spec in PvP.
We are also working on making Spirit a more useful and interesting stat for all mages.
Later, Ghostcrawler was quoted in saying “Hey guys we came up with some cool stuff for everybody else, but we’re just can’t figure out what to do with you yet. We’re kinda hoping you’ll just get distracted by your flashy spell effects. If not, we’ll probably just make all of your talents scale with Spirit so you have to gem for it. Cuz why not. Eat shit, bitches!”